would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

goatcorporation:

for my ALS ice bucket challenge, i nominate… the archpriests of the illuminati! show yourselves, cowards, if you dare!

thagovna:

x

My mom would kick my ass in so many different directions…

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months