How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
this is my favorite tweet of 2014
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.